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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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