once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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