When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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