I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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