It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I think a kid would responsible me up
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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