Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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