and next time when you feel me up, do it right
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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