On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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