I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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