Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
