Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
