Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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