He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
This is my gift to your gina
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize
