I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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