she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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