Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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