I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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