Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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