3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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