You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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