am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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