is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize