My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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