i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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