party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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