and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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