But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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