maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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