Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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