she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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