Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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