We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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