He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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