I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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