Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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