i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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