Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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