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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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