I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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