He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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