im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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