fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
i think my mom watched the whole time
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
The feeling are messing with the penis
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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