question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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