I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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