when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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