He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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