? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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