I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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