You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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