I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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