Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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