Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
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