I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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