Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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