Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Sext me about skeletons
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
